<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8554741131033784016</id><updated>2011-11-28T02:53:32.058+02:00</updated><category term='calcat'/><category term='tricou'/><category term='camasa'/><category term='bancuri bune'/><title type='text'>CROCODILU_DILU</title><subtitle type='html'></subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://theuniku.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8554741131033784016/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://theuniku.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>UnIkU</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05719187037082315235</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>10</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8554741131033784016.post-4422976699975201032</id><published>2009-05-12T10:45:00.003+02:00</published><updated>2009-05-12T10:49:39.091+02:00</updated><title type='text'>Ghid : Cum se calca o camasa !!</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/1712721/2/istockphoto_1712721_angel_vs_demon.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 379px; height: 380px;" src="http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/1712721/2/istockphoto_1712721_angel_vs_demon.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;u&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="color:red;"&gt;Mini ghid cu tehnicile calcatului&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;u&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="color:red;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;br /&gt;- se incepe prin a calca gulerul pe dos;&lt;br /&gt;- se indoaie apoi gulerul pe fata, dand forma rotunda;&lt;br /&gt;- se continua cu platca de la umar;&lt;br /&gt;- se calca mansetele, apoi se indoaie, in cazul ca sunt duble;&lt;br /&gt;- se indoaie maneca in lung, urmarind cusatura, apoi se calca;&lt;br /&gt;- se indoaie cu grija partea de deasupra manecii si se intind mansetele perfect pe masa;&lt;br /&gt;- se calca spatele, formand cute in cazul ca are fronseuri;&lt;br /&gt;- se calca pieptii;&lt;br /&gt;- se strange camasa, formand cute de o parte si de alta a pieptilor, pentru a marca linia de pliaj;&lt;br /&gt;- se intoarce camasa cu fata in jos, apoi se indoaie spre spate partile din fata;&lt;br /&gt;- se indoaie si manecile.&lt;br /&gt;Daca vreti, puteti lasa camasa pe umeras in sifonier, caz in care ultimele 3 etape, ale impaturirii camasii, nu le mai faceti.&lt;br /&gt;Uneori, cand fierul e prea incins, pe guler raman pete galbene. Ele se indeparteaza cu apa oxigenata diluata.&lt;br /&gt;Dupa calcare, camasile se impaturesc si se aseaza pe raft in sifonier alternand astfel: una cu partea superioara intr-o directie, iar cea de deasupra in sens invers.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="color:red;"&gt;&lt;u&gt;Calcatul pantalonilor la dunga&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Inainte de a fi calcati, pantalonii trebuie curatati, scuturati si periati.&lt;br /&gt;Pantalonul se aseaza pe o suprafata plana (nu pe mese lustruite, caci caldura fierului distruge lustrul). Luati o carpa umeda si stoarceti-o bine. Se aseaza, pe rand, fiecare picior de pantalon cu partea care formeaza genunchiul in sus, se acopera cu carpa umeda, stoarsa bine si se calca. In felul acesta va disparea partea deformata de la genunchi.&lt;br /&gt;Dupa aceea, se aseaza fiecare picior de pantalon astfel incat cusaturile de la mansete sa fie puse una peste cealalta si dunga sa porneasca de la pensa care este facuta langa talie.&lt;br /&gt;Dupa ce se calca pantalonul, se va lasa sa se raceasca, deoarece imbracandu-l cald se deformeaza din nou.&lt;br /&gt;Pantalonii din tergal se calca folosind fierul caldut.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Sfat practic:&lt;/b&gt; Daca ati parlit o rufa, nu disperati! Daca pata este mica, sapuniti locul, frecati putin, clatiti cu multa apa rece. Daca pata e mare si pronuntata, o decolorati cu apa oxigenata.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Spor la calcat!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8554741131033784016-4422976699975201032?l=theuniku.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://theuniku.blogspot.com/feeds/4422976699975201032/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8554741131033784016&amp;postID=4422976699975201032' title='4 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8554741131033784016/posts/default/4422976699975201032'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8554741131033784016/posts/default/4422976699975201032'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://theuniku.blogspot.com/2009/05/ghid-cum-se-calca-o-camasa.html' title='Ghid : Cum se calca o camasa !!'/><author><name>UnIkU</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05719187037082315235</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>4</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8554741131033784016.post-3191765843301946195</id><published>2009-05-12T10:36:00.002+02:00</published><updated>2009-05-12T10:36:26.476+02:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://www.weststats.com"&gt;&lt;img src="http://weststats.com/images/weststats.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8554741131033784016-3191765843301946195?l=theuniku.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://theuniku.blogspot.com/feeds/3191765843301946195/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8554741131033784016&amp;postID=3191765843301946195' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8554741131033784016/posts/default/3191765843301946195'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8554741131033784016/posts/default/3191765843301946195'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://theuniku.blogspot.com/2009/05/blog-post.html' title=''/><author><name>UnIkU</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05719187037082315235</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8554741131033784016.post-8694058389440962434</id><published>2008-07-24T20:37:00.003+02:00</published><updated>2008-07-24T20:42:36.698+02:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.aerostore.ro/img/produse/fier-de-calcat-rowenta---dz5030.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 320px;" src="http://www.aerostore.ro/img/produse/fier-de-calcat-rowenta---dz5030.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;  Ce parere aveti de fierul asta ? Daca vrei sa calci ceva, o camasa , un tricou, conteaza fierul de calcat ? Conteaza din punct de vedere vizual sau doar din punct de vedere tehnic ?  Conteaza persoana care calca cu el , cat de talentata este ,  sau conteaza si scula pe care o ai  ?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;   Trebue sa cumpar un fier de calcat , dar habar nu am de care. Pana la urma , cred ca am sa cumpar care cel putin o sa arate bine, pentru ca daca nu o sa fie bun, pot sa il folosesc pe post de bibelou :)&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8554741131033784016-8694058389440962434?l=theuniku.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://theuniku.blogspot.com/feeds/8694058389440962434/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8554741131033784016&amp;postID=8694058389440962434' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8554741131033784016/posts/default/8694058389440962434'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8554741131033784016/posts/default/8694058389440962434'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://theuniku.blogspot.com/2008/07/ce-parere-aveti-de-fierul-asta-daca.html' title=''/><author><name>UnIkU</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05719187037082315235</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8554741131033784016.post-6665426583261416253</id><published>2008-05-07T15:34:00.004+02:00</published><updated>2008-05-07T15:41:01.276+02:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='tricou'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='camasa'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='calcat'/><title type='text'>Cum sa calci  (impaturesti) un tricou :P</title><content type='html'>Prea tare filmuletul asta :))&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;script type="text/javascript" language="javascript" src="http://www.trilulilu.ro/embed-video/DeeZEE/726be78d82eca9"&gt;&lt;/script&gt;&lt;script type="text/javascript" language="javascript"&gt;show_726be78d82eca9(448, 386);&lt;/script&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;       La inceputurile mele existentiale in cadrul muncii, am lucrat intr-o fabrica de confectii :)) Ce distractie mai era acolo, ma duceam pentru fete :),  pentru bani mai putin. La un moment dat ma bagase si pe mine pe la calcat, dar dupa ce au vazut ca eu faceam dunga pe unde vroiam eu, m-au pus la ambalat.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Ce bine ca nu au vazut si sefele alea filmuletul asta , ca ne freca la cap de ne sarea capacele.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8554741131033784016-6665426583261416253?l=theuniku.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://theuniku.blogspot.com/feeds/6665426583261416253/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8554741131033784016&amp;postID=6665426583261416253' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8554741131033784016/posts/default/6665426583261416253'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8554741131033784016/posts/default/6665426583261416253'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://theuniku.blogspot.com/2008/05/cum-sa-calci-impatureste-un-tricou-p.html' title='Cum sa calci  (impaturesti) un tricou :P'/><author><name>UnIkU</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05719187037082315235</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8554741131033784016.post-8369706117479574778</id><published>2008-03-15T12:12:00.003+02:00</published><updated>2008-03-15T12:21:17.356+02:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='bancuri bune'/><title type='text'>Cum se calca o camasa ?</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp3.blogger.com/_Qt1PM2owhpk/R9uhxa0tqlI/AAAAAAAAAB4/SUuzntXPwJg/s1600-h/wauwau.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer;" src="http://bp3.blogger.com/_Qt1PM2owhpk/R9uhxa0tqlI/AAAAAAAAAB4/SUuzntXPwJg/s320/wauwau.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5177910066978597458" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;  O intrebare buna din punctul meu de vedere. De cand am masina de spalat care are program antisifonare, nu mai folosesc fierul de calcat.&lt;br /&gt;  Conteaza o dunga ? Conteaza ca e botit aleaca jeensu ? E la moda acuma , asa ca nu riscati nimica daca iesitit cu camasa necalcata pe strada.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;  Daca stie careva la ce se foloseste programul antisifonare sa imi spuna si mie, ca eu inca nu am aflat. Dar ce mai conteaza, daca il are si nu trebue sa mai folosesc fierul :)&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8554741131033784016-8369706117479574778?l=theuniku.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://theuniku.blogspot.com/feeds/8369706117479574778/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8554741131033784016&amp;postID=8369706117479574778' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8554741131033784016/posts/default/8369706117479574778'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8554741131033784016/posts/default/8369706117479574778'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://theuniku.blogspot.com/2008/03/cum-se-calca-o-camasa.html' title='Cum se calca o camasa ?'/><author><name>UnIkU</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05719187037082315235</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://bp3.blogger.com/_Qt1PM2owhpk/R9uhxa0tqlI/AAAAAAAAAB4/SUuzntXPwJg/s72-c/wauwau.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8554741131033784016.post-8075430944300344277</id><published>2007-06-28T10:00:00.000+02:00</published><updated>2007-06-28T10:06:57.105+02:00</updated><title type='text'>NEXT [2007]</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp0.blogger.com/_Qt1PM2owhpk/RoNr7gvFwgI/AAAAAAAAABU/d2oSkly_UGI/s1600-h/next1_large.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://bp0.blogger.com/_Qt1PM2owhpk/RoNr7gvFwgI/AAAAAAAAABU/d2oSkly_UGI/s320/next1_large.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5081023474747949570" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Un film foarte bun, dupa parerea mea, care poate fi subiectiva pentru altii. Dar cum gusturile nu se discuta va las pe voi , restu, sa il criticati.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8554741131033784016-8075430944300344277?l=theuniku.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://theuniku.blogspot.com/feeds/8075430944300344277/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8554741131033784016&amp;postID=8075430944300344277' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8554741131033784016/posts/default/8075430944300344277'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8554741131033784016/posts/default/8075430944300344277'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://theuniku.blogspot.com/2007/06/next-2007.html' title='NEXT [2007]'/><author><name>UnIkU</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05719187037082315235</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://bp0.blogger.com/_Qt1PM2owhpk/RoNr7gvFwgI/AAAAAAAAABU/d2oSkly_UGI/s72-c/next1_large.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8554741131033784016.post-2723407362554128508</id><published>2007-05-12T12:15:00.000+02:00</published><updated>2007-05-12T12:28:13.557+02:00</updated><title type='text'>Haz de necaz</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp1.blogger.com/_Qt1PM2owhpk/RkWVSH56zQI/AAAAAAAAABI/gV7n5gEx_Ds/s1600-h/DRINK9.JPG"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://bp1.blogger.com/_Qt1PM2owhpk/RkWVSH56zQI/AAAAAAAAABI/gV7n5gEx_Ds/s320/DRINK9.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5063617494640151810" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;                                                                           Multe sarutari din lumea visurilor !!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp0.blogger.com/_Qt1PM2owhpk/RkWU2356zPI/AAAAAAAAABA/4QfGVQxlkvs/s1600-h/DRINK7.JPG"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://bp0.blogger.com/_Qt1PM2owhpk/RkWU2356zPI/AAAAAAAAABA/4QfGVQxlkvs/s320/DRINK7.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5063617026488716530" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;                                                                                                                                                                                                           Visa PARISUL&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp3.blogger.com/_Qt1PM2owhpk/RkWUKn56zNI/AAAAAAAAAAw/c7jEBL1aR9U/s1600-h/13574.JPG"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://bp3.blogger.com/_Qt1PM2owhpk/RkWUKn56zNI/AAAAAAAAAAw/c7jEBL1aR9U/s320/13574.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5063616266279505106" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;                                                                                      Sa fie dintr-un parc din Romania, sau exista si prin occident parcuri de astea ???&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp0.blogger.com/_Qt1PM2owhpk/RkWUf356zOI/AAAAAAAAAA4/YLO-Gm_t6CQ/s1600-h/DRINK8.JPG"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://bp0.blogger.com/_Qt1PM2owhpk/RkWUf356zOI/AAAAAAAAAA4/YLO-Gm_t6CQ/s320/DRINK8.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5063616631351725282" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Om serios nu gluma :P&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Acest post se vrea sa fie un panflet, orice asemanare cu personaje reale este o pura coincidenta. Si pentru cei care consuma &lt;span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;"&gt;apa plata de izvor cu cereale &lt;/span&gt;KEEP IT COOL ! E foarte buna rece pe masa, si cu spume la gura.............................. aaa, nu era vorba de soacra .&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8554741131033784016-2723407362554128508?l=theuniku.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://theuniku.blogspot.com/feeds/2723407362554128508/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8554741131033784016&amp;postID=2723407362554128508' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8554741131033784016/posts/default/2723407362554128508'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8554741131033784016/posts/default/2723407362554128508'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://theuniku.blogspot.com/2007/05/haz-de-necaz.html' title='Haz de necaz'/><author><name>UnIkU</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05719187037082315235</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://bp1.blogger.com/_Qt1PM2owhpk/RkWVSH56zQI/AAAAAAAAABI/gV7n5gEx_Ds/s72-c/DRINK9.JPG' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8554741131033784016.post-7743589139085677176</id><published>2007-05-09T15:27:00.001+02:00</published><updated>2007-05-09T15:35:11.183+02:00</updated><title type='text'>Draga motoare de cautare, googluletzule</title><content type='html'>Indexeaza si tu blogul meu, sa fac si eu vreo 5 vizitatori din motoare  de cautari, ca bag si eu spemii de cuvante cheie ca mozila (www.mozilla.com), wimap (www.winamp.com), si alte perle de astea pe care le vad ca sunt foarte cautate de superinteligenti. AAA mancate-as sa nu il uit si pe Guta, Copilu de aur, Adrian Minune , si mult cautatu dounload mp3 manele :))&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8554741131033784016-7743589139085677176?l=theuniku.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://theuniku.blogspot.com/feeds/7743589139085677176/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8554741131033784016&amp;postID=7743589139085677176' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8554741131033784016/posts/default/7743589139085677176'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8554741131033784016/posts/default/7743589139085677176'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://theuniku.blogspot.com/2007/05/salutare-la-toti-dusmani.html' title='Draga motoare de cautare, googluletzule'/><author><name>UnIkU</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05719187037082315235</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8554741131033784016.post-5379705517886533046</id><published>2007-05-05T07:47:00.000+02:00</published><updated>2007-05-05T07:49:17.877+02:00</updated><title type='text'>Si un banc care reflecta realitatea din romania!!</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;Concurs international de indemanare : cine reuseste in timp de 7 minute sa calce o camasa, sa manance o paine si sa rezolve o femeie.&lt;br /&gt;Primul concurent, neamt, se apuca cu multa meticulozitate si calca cu mare grija camasa, dupa care constata ca nu mai are timp, musca o data din paine si ...se scurge timpul.&lt;br /&gt;Al doilea concurent, un rus, fara sa stea prea mult pe ganduri, se apuca de femeie, o rezolva, apoi mai are timp sa manance o jumatate de paine si..se scurge timpul.&lt;br /&gt;Al treilea concurent, un roman, o pune pe femeie sa calce camasa si, in timp ce femeia calca, o rezolva, mancand in acest timp painea. Normal, castigator e declarat romanul.&lt;br /&gt;Vine presa sa ia declaratii.&lt;br /&gt;Neamtul declara: "Noi asa suntem obisnuiti, muncim si incercam sa facem treaba cat mai bine, apoi daca mai ramane timp, mancam si apoi daca mai e timp ne distram, daca nu...ne apucam din nou de munca, si tot asa."&lt;br /&gt;Rusul declara:"Noi asa suntem obisnuiti. Mai intai ne distram, apoi daca ramane timp mancam, apoi daca mai ramane timp muncim..."&lt;br /&gt;In sfarsit, &lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;romanul&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt; spune si el: " &lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Noi asa suntem obisnuiti. Daca nu-l f**i pe cel care munceste nu poti sa mananci o paine..."&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8554741131033784016-5379705517886533046?l=theuniku.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://theuniku.blogspot.com/feeds/5379705517886533046/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8554741131033784016&amp;postID=5379705517886533046' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8554741131033784016/posts/default/5379705517886533046'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8554741131033784016/posts/default/5379705517886533046'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://theuniku.blogspot.com/2007/05/si-un-banc-care-reflecta-realitatea-din.html' title='Si un banc care reflecta realitatea din romania!!'/><author><name>UnIkU</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05719187037082315235</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8554741131033784016.post-2891890025325941102</id><published>2007-05-02T17:36:00.000+02:00</published><updated>2007-05-02T17:53:05.601+02:00</updated><title type='text'>MOTO !</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp1.blogger.com/_Qt1PM2owhpk/RjizsX56zMI/AAAAAAAAAAo/YcavnC9HQxU/s1600-h/Gluma.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer;" src="http://bp1.blogger.com/_Qt1PM2owhpk/RjizsX56zMI/AAAAAAAAAAo/YcavnC9HQxU/s320/Gluma.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5059991756263312578" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;b style=""&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:14;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;Bomba-Disketa&lt;/span&gt;&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;                      &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;Ingrediente :&lt;br /&gt;- o disketa 3.5"&lt;br /&gt;- un cutit&lt;br /&gt;- chibrituri&lt;br /&gt;- oja transparenta&lt;br /&gt;Desfaceti cu grija disketa , sa nu se fisureze .Scoateti izolatia de bumbac din interior .Curatati niste fosfor de pe chibrituri intr-un recipient .Acoperiti cu oja incolora suprafata disketei (cea care vine in contact cu capul de citire) .Nu lasati oja sa se usuce , ci pudrati suprafata cu praful de fosfor .&lt;br /&gt;ACUM lasati oja sa se usuce .&lt;/p&gt;    &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;Reansamblati cu grija disketa , lipind-o cu superglue , oja transparenta sau alt lipici incolor .&lt;br /&gt;Cand disketa este in drive , capul va incerca sa citreasca , fapt care cauzeaza un mic inceniu , dar indeajuns de puternic sa topeasca capul de citire si sa ruineze unitatea de disketa , whoahaha !!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8554741131033784016-2891890025325941102?l=theuniku.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://theuniku.blogspot.com/feeds/2891890025325941102/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8554741131033784016&amp;postID=2891890025325941102' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8554741131033784016/posts/default/2891890025325941102'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8554741131033784016/posts/default/2891890025325941102'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://theuniku.blogspot.com/2007/05/moto.html' title='MOTO !'/><author><name>UnIkU</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05719187037082315235</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://bp1.blogger.com/_Qt1PM2owhpk/RjizsX56zMI/AAAAAAAAAAo/YcavnC9HQxU/s72-c/Gluma.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry></feed>
